Today's Pesach Preparation E-mail Correspondence With My Wife

Wife: "[10 month-old son] got a hold of a bag of pretzels in [Two-year old daughter's] room and shook it out all over her bed. I need help vacuuming it up..."

Me: "Sounds like a chometz nightmare to me ;)"

Wife: "Yes...that is what I thought."

Me: "Maybe he should play with shmurah matzah next time..."